This Week's Sermon Illustrations
Work Excuses Contributor: Brian Mavis
Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses: *They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. *This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. *I was working smarter—not harder. …
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Four Kinds of Bones Contributor: Jim Kane
Someone has written that there are four kinds of bones in the world. The WISH BONES who spend their time wishing someone else would do the work; The JAW BONES who do all the talking, but very little else …
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The Oldest Known Worker Source: Davon Huss
On March 13, 1998 from Associated Press, Milton Garland is 102 years old. He is America’s oldest known worker. He’s worked for the same Pennsylvania engineering firm since 1920. He thinks life and work are just about the same thing. “I don’t think age has anything to do with your desire to work”…
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Bill Gates' Work Philosophy
Contributor: Larry Thompson
In Bill Gates’ book Business @ The Speed of Thought, he lays out 11 rules that students do not learn in high school or college, but should. He argues that our feel-good, politically correct teachings have created a generation of kids with no concept of reality who are set up for failure in the real world. RULE 1—Life is not fair; get used to it. RULE 2—The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. …
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That's Not a Porch Contributor: Robert Rust
I heard a story the other day about a hobo who walked up to the front door of a big farmhouse, and knocked on the door until the owner answered. The hobo said, “Sir, could I please have something to eat? I haven’t had a meal in days.” The well-to-do owner of the house said, “I have made my fortune in the world by never giving anything away for free. If you go around to the back of the house, you’ll fine a fresh gallon of paint and a clean brush. Paint my porch, and I’ll give you a good meal.”…
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What God Will Ask For
Source: Mary Kay Ash
“God does not ask your ability or your inability …”
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Lack of Service Leads to Decay Contributor: Mark Brunner
The great violinist, Nicolo Paganini, willed his marvelous violin to Genoa—the city of his birth—but only on condition that the instrument never be played upon. It was an unfortunate condition, for it is a peculiarity of wood that as long as it is used and handled, it shows little wear. As soon as it is discarded, it begins to decay. …"
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The Real Deal Contributor: Victor Yap in “Hope for the Unemployed”
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young accountant who was fresh out of school, “What starting salary were you thinking about?” The Accountant said, “In the neighborhood of $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” …
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Trust Counts Source: Trust and Betrayal in the Workplace Contributor: Gary D. Foster
13% of employees distrust their employers to be fair and honest. Virtually no combination of perks and benefits counts for much, unless the worker can feels he can trust his employer.…
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If I Can Guess Contributor: Martin Dale
A shepherd was looking after his sheep one day on the side of a deserted road, when suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Rockport shoes, Oakley sunglasses, Rolex watch, and a Versace tie, gets out and asks the shepherd: “If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?” The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, “Okay.” …
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